perfect mom club

The Pefect Mom does exist...

are you one?

Top Ten Ways to

tell if you are the

"Perfect Mom"

1. You have recently wrestled your kid to the floor in Target while he/she is screaming because you did not buy them the yo-yo that was perfectly displayed at their height in the check out line.
2. You let your kids eat McDonalds twice in one day.
3. Your kids have watched over 4 hours of T.V. in one day...ok, maybe 5 hours.
4. You used the pool in the summer time instead of giving your kids a bath.
5. You paid a babysitter to watch your kids because you had one to many the night before or better yet, you had a "movie day" and made your kids stay in their p.j.'s all day because you were suffering a bout of the "Irish Flu".
6. You actually ordered the matching outfits from Gymboree so that you would match your kids...you geek.
7. "Opposite Night" means having frozen pancakes and cereal for dinner.
8. You actually miss working.
9. The first word your kid can spell is A-S-S because you always spell it instead of saying it!
10. At the end of the day, after your kids are sleeping you would not change a thing...Being a Mom is a pretty "Perfect" existence.

It is not easy being Perfect!